Take Your Children Camping!

An episode of Average Mortal Radio in which our hero is betrayed by an airline with the words American and West in its name, causing him to ask the question, “Is nothing sacred anymore?”; from the air, Philadelphia lapses into a desert; where are the cedars he thought he was flying home to?; Wallace Stevens’ travel habits are observed and explicated; a brilliant line by Adrienne about barcodes and the human brow is plagiarized; odd jobs in the entertainment industry are examined; and parents are enjoined to find their children some rivers and some trees.